Now remember people, National Coming Out Day is on its way. If you “come out” on facebook as straight and/or cis, an ally, a brony, a fucking whovian, or anything other than a marginalized sexual orientation and/or gender identity, I will ram my boot so far up your ass you’ll be tasting Vans for weeks.
my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing
shirts sizes i can wear: small that does not accomodate boobs vs medium that swamps me
dress sizes i can wear: small that fits but is tOO SHORT or medium that is the right length but really baggy
pants sizes i can wear: n o n e don’t taLK to me about pants they are either 2 sizes too big or 2 sizes too short ARGH