lizzy / 16 /

coffee princess
#hair

jaybird-gaybird:

Now remember people, National Coming Out Day is on its way. If you “come out” on facebook as straight and/or cis, an ally, a brony, a fucking whovian, or anything other than a marginalized sexual orientation and/or gender identity, I will ram my boot so far up your ass you’ll be tasting Vans for weeks.

discounthandjob:

EEEEEEEEPPPPPPPP

discounthandjob:

EEEEEEEEPPPPPPPP

korrakun:

my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing

bukkakehokage:

girl: spank me daddy

me: I am not ready to be a father

#same
pepperandpals:


The budgies three

pepperandpals:

The budgies three

suffucate:

His smile

suffucate:

His smile

#dogs

i won’t lie, i’m going through facebook and sending friend requests to all the people from primary school who were awful to me back when i was a lonely sad little nobody so they can see that my life’s fantastic

shirts sizes i can wear: small that does not accomodate boobs vs medium that swamps me

dress sizes i can wear: small that fits but is tOO SHORT or medium that is the right length but really baggy

pants sizes i can wear: n o n e   don’t taLK to me about pants they are either 2 sizes too big or 2 sizes too short ARGH

#yap
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